iamanafricanprincess: this literally never gets old
Killing Eridan was a waist
itseasytoremember: indithegeek: pother: timeanddivision: incestuous-lesbianponies: momoparfait: Get it You have to admit that joke wasn’t half bad Get it I never saw it coming. Get it God, that’s side splitting Get it these jokes are making me laugh my ass off Get it he got cut in half
ad0lf-hipster: omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me...
kitten-burrito: drunkonstevphen: This man is beyond words. SNACK PRIDE >:3
theepichumor: Not wearing socks #YOLO Forever alone #SOLO Marco #POLO Condom broke #OHNO Forever trollin’ #TROLLOL You like men? #HOMO Bitches be crazy #FOSHO Cold outside? Drink hot #COCO Got no house #HOBO Toy on a string #YOYO Villain in power puff girls #MOJOJOJO Dont get caught by the #POPO It’s not funny to get hit in the #ELBO Can I touch ya boob? #NONO
howdomermaidsfuck: dietchola: new drinking game: take a shot every time the tumblr app crashes
elasticitymudflap: koalatea5lyfe: ...
Science sells itself. It needs no polish or varnish or manufactured appeal to be...– Megan Garber, reacting to a European Commission ad titled “Science: It’s a Girl Thing!” (via theatlantic)
portugasm: thegabbicave: portugasm: must resist all the butts why would you ever resist a butt?
I just realized that in the beginning of “magic” sequence… Baby Heavy was hiding behind a giant sandvich.
clichedteen: You never see churches with free wifi because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Some men just want to give the world candy
sprucespanner: my blog is actually a horrific mess of different fandoms and things that don’t really relate to each other but i thought were funny
skullgrin asked: IT LOADED OH MY GODS I AM THE PYRO THE PYRO IS ME.
Two churches located across the street from each... →